David Vitter


the first republican senator that louisiana has elected in the past one hundred years. also called “bush lite” where “lite” means “less important” as opposed to “less scary.”
david vitter is a lot like george w. bush, with one notable exception: the unflattering pictures of david vitter are a lot more unflattering than the unflattering pictures of bush.

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