Davie County
small, rural, hick county in central-western north carolina. proud home of the grave of daniel boone’s parents, the county seat of mocksville, -n-l highway patrolmen, one overcrowded high school, a traffic circle, and a walmart.
though considered rural, it is now home to many upper-cl-ss citizens in the ritzy area of hillsdale, which contains neighborhoods such as bermuda run (home of the former crosby golf tounrament) and oak valley. the more greasy, urbanesque type of people (commonly known in the south as “n-gg-rs”) and everyday white trash reside in the southernmost part of the county, in the town of cooleemee.
due to lack of things to do, many citizens travel to the neighboring cities of winston-salem, salisbury, and statesville.
also see hick
“whaa i just grew up down thar in davie county.”
or
“davie county is gay.”
a small county in north carolina, located between iredell and davidson counties. a very rural area, although it is steadily increasing in numbers, due to the rising hispanic community. separated into the “north” and the “south,” where those in the north are considered rich and sn-bby, especially in the communites of bermuda run and hillsdale, and those in the south are considered average, everyday people, those who have better things to do than complain about their mercedes and bmw’s not having enough gas.
the county is separated even more by towns, where the county seat is the town of mocksville, and your trashier, sk-nkier, and redneck-ier people reside in the town of cooleemee. you also have woodleaf, where it’s just racist rednecks there.
there’s absolutely nothing to do in davie county, so most people either end up traveling to neighboring cities such as statesville or winston-salem.
“davie county has too many sk-nks there!!
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