dawkward
a combination of dull and awkward.
a dawkward situation – finding yourself at a dinner table of dull and awkward strangers who have no interest in conversation.
a dull and awkward person could also be described as being dawkward.
a follow up reaction to a situation or statement that is both cute and awkwardly uncomfortable.
you walk in on your parents spooning on the couch, watching a movie. the only response is “d’awkward” as you walk out of the room.
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