Day Break


when an office worker turns on their computer for the day then walks away for over two hours. thus, looking like you are at work while sleeping in a bas-m-nt room.
joan: i haven’t seen dan yet this morning but his computer has been on. is he here?

george: he got wasted last night. he is probably on a day break. we won’t see him until this afternoon.
take the premise of the movie ground hog day and combine it with the action of fox’s 24 and there you have it! the best d-mn idea for a new show abc has had since lost. day break is a season long tv serial that tells the story of a cop who has been framed for murder and must solve the case while reliving the same day over and over again. (obvious rip-off of the movie ground hog day, but a great idea none the less). stars taye diggs (a negro in the lead role — who’d of thunk it!), and some hot babe named moon bloodgood as his girlfriend, that he gets to bang over, and over, and over again. which is about the only good thing that happens to him during his never-ending day.
day break is a much better show than that bullsh-t desperate housewives.
a mystical cult composed of rythms and jingles dwelling in either the far east or middle west. frequently misinterpreted as ‘purposelfully destructive’ their fondness reigns trans-culturally through molecular spheres of peacewaves.
this is daybreak?

or
is this daybreak?
when you go to the toilet in the morning and while wiping your b-tt the toilet paper rps and you get poo on your fingers.
i had a day break this morning.
s-xy girl with a s-xy booty.
my jaw hit the ground when i saw that daybreak.
the best punk band regina has ever heard. though if you are reading this you will never hear them and that’s a dirty shame. the screaming by the front man zac is unmatched, the guitaring by the sean’s are great, the b-ss by jon(h) is sweet and the drumming by j-zz – amo is stellar. (gotta live them drums).
have you heard that song by daybreak, no wait no one has. that sucks. but if they get big you can say that i told ya.

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