day jobber
a person who maintains a job monday- friday but slips into patch-work pants on friday afternoon and roams the lot pretending to be a tour rat. most wookies can locate day jobbers quickly due to their cleanliness and overall scent. day jobbers often collect ticket stubs and begin sentences with “dude i have seen phish soo many times.”
“dude odie is such a freaking day jobber- she drives a bmw bro.”
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