dayson
noun: a male who is attracted to underage women, and/or flirts with younger women with the intentions of intercourse.
guy 1: have you seen tom over there with them year 9’s?!?
guy 2: yeah he’s being such a dayson.
dayson is a funny, awesome, person who you can trust no madder what the situation is. he’s obsessed with hats. plays a very compet-tive game of ultimate frisbee. he is likely to have a fight with his brother over a literal bite of pizza. he loves donuts and can eat a gallon or two of ice cream in one sitting. he lives in a home where they always eat amazingly healthy while still making it delicious, he also milks a cow most mornings and nights thou sometimes one of his 4 brothers does it for him. sometimes acts like a nerd, and knows pokemon. is a very good singer and actor… usually.
person: hey dayson! are there any new plays going on, i really liked the star-trek one.
dayson: no but there will be one this fall, i think it might be a pirate one.
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