DBS
i.e. dumb b-tch syndrome. usually dbs sufferers have feelings of love for actual pieces of sh-t and/or -ssholes, believe that they can change the person into the ‘perfect guy’ (which makes absolutely no f-cking since), or choose a bad guy over someone who would actually treat them right for once in their life.
fact: dbs sufferers love to be treated like sh-t and physically/mentally abused even though they would say otherwise.
guy: i love you. i want ‘us’ back.
girl: but you lie to me and f-ck with alot of girls, also you have herpes.
guy: i will change.
girl: i believe you, i love you too.
me: wow, she must suffer from dbs.
dumb b-tch syndrome, an epidemic that is currently plaguing america’s female population.
that girl has dbs, she should die.
designated baby sitter-
1. when you feel compelled you have to be the one person sober when with your friends to keep your friends alive.
2.when your friend becomes sh-tfaced you have no choice but to take care of him if not he will not survive.
3.when you bring a crazy friend with you to an event you have to keep constant tabs on him or sh-t will go down.
4. also a form of being dd but to the utmost extreme where you have to baby sit them.
1.”lets go drink?”
reply : “okay as long as i don’t have to be dbs tonight.”
2.”g-d do i really have to be john’s dbs tonight?”
3.”nose go’s not being dbs tonight”
short for a group of douche bags;great for pointing out these groups to friends without others understanding
i really hate those db’s
dirty b-tt s-x
don’t be stupid!
person 1: -rs-nal fc are rubbish
person 2: dbs!
different brain system
john: “2+2=5”
bill: dbs
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