gathering of h-m-geneously haircut h-m-s-xual white bottoms celebrating their progress and privilege over an all you can drink event ironically billed as “bottomless.”
hey, you guys doing dc brunch this weekend?
no, can’t make it, trying to branch out. but see you at town later.
- sinus conception
a sinus conception is when a man sends his nut up a woman’s nostril. bro:” i sinus conception this chick so hard last night she had to go to the hospital” other bro:” dog, i know, that is one of the meanest sinus conceptions i’ve ever seen”
- jimmy hat trick
having s-xual intercouse with three girls using one condom 1 rubber three birds jimmy hat trick and i’ll be this way till i’m a geriatric
- honkey jam
white people music that new alb-m is honkey jam
when a chick makes your p-n-s so hard that it could be used as a structural support “you beamorize my penore.”
- blake goodrum
plasterer extrordinair, unrivalled in talent & determination nothing is impossible for the unlimited & unrivalled talents of the one & only blake goodrum