De Velize


the act of placing a venomous snake in the top tank of one’s toilet, in antic-p-tion of a house sitter upper decking it, the expressed purpose of which is to cause their immediate demise as a result of a vicious strike to their hoop.
my house-sitter should never have threatened to upper deck my toilet, because i took proactive measures and de velized him. the paramedics thought it was hilarious.

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