Dead angry gravekeeper


when your doing your girlfriend in the -ss and you grab a shovel and hit her in the head with it. then you pull out and come in her eye. after that you take the shovel and snap it in half so half the shaft and the head of the shovel is in one hand and the other half of the shaft and the handle of the shovel is in the other hand. you then thrust the part of the shovel with the handle on it into her p-ssy, making sure the shaft goes in first not the handle. finally you hit her in the head with the head of the shovel until she’s dead and prop her up on a chair. you then put the part of the shovel with the head on it into her hands and she should look like a dead angry gravekeeper.
jack: i gave meg the dead angry gravekeeper last night.
gus: sh-t you killed her. dude i think your gonna have to leave the country.

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