Dead Baby Jokes
any joke or attempt to get others to laugh while making light of dead babies. these tend to have a large amount of shock value, and sometimes shouldn’t be told in the office.
q: what has 4 legs and one arm?
a: a doberman in a children’s playground!
q: what’s the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck
load of bricks?
a: you can’t use a pitchfork on bricks.
q: how do you make a dead baby float?
a1: one gl-ss of root beer and two scoops of baby.
a2: take your foot off its head.
q: what’s the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
a: when you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
whats the differnce between a shiny red corvette and a pile of dead babies?
i do not have a shiny red corvette in my garage.
muy offensive, muy hilarious
a bad-ss dead baby jokes.
q: what’s the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
a: i don’t have s-x with my sandwich before i eat it.
simply the best kind of joke there is.
q: what’s the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? a: when you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
jokes funny to people who hate children
mark:what gets smaller and smaller and redder and redder
randy:what?
mark: a baby brushing his hair with a potato pealer.
a joke made in light of dead babies.
dead baby jokes
q) what is the best way to get dead babies out of a blender?
a) with chips.
very offensive, but extremely funny jokes.
a couple dead baby jokes
q:how many dead babies does it take to paint a fence?
a:it depends on how hard u throw them.
q:what’s more disgusting that ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
a:one dead baby nailed to ten different trees.
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