Dead Sea
1. male infertility.
2. when a man’s reproductive organs, especially the t-st-cl-s, produce little to no s-m-n, they can be referred to as a “dead sea” (as in a dead s-m-n producer).
1. the man’s s-m-n is like the dead sea: no sperm fishes can live in it.
2. jill was hoping d-ck’s d-ck would explode, but instead she discovered d-ck’s d-ck was a dead sea.
3. mary: “i feel bad for jessica, she can’t have kids with albert’s dead sea”
joe: “well, on the other hand, you can feel good for albert: thanks to that dead sea of his, he can sleep around without a condom”.
dead sea is when your having s-x in a bathtub or hot tub and the guy j-zzes and it floats up to the top and the chick swallows it.
ahh man that was the best dead sea ever i really love this chick.
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