Dead Song
1. a song by an artist who has died, or in which at least one person dies (or is already dead) in the song. if two people are dead, it’s a double-header deader; if three, it’s a triple-header deader, and so on.
stuff by elvis may or may not count, depending on whether or not you think he is dead.
2. a game played by bored night shift workers with a radio. the minute you hear a dead song, you scream out: “dead song!”
one point is given for each dead person–for example, if you hear “in the ghetto”, you get two dead points–one for the dead young man in the song, and one for elvis (unless you believe he’s still alive). the first bored co-worker who gets ten points wins the game.
worker one: “ooh, “wildfire!” triple header dead song! gimme three points!”
worker two: “what do you mean–three points? there’s only two people in the song!”
worker one: “aw, come on, man, the pony died too!”
worker two: “oh, yeah, that’s right, but it only counts in country songs.”
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