Deadly Semen Buildup
a condition of seminal fluid buildup that can lead to impaired judgment, erratic behavior, and an overall malaise that can effect men who have not experienced s-xual intercourse over a protracted time frame. while masturbation can alleviate some of the symptoms -ssociated with dsb it serves only as a treatment, not a cure. dsb can only be relieved by interaction with a s-xual partner.
rupert: man i have so much dsb that i can’t concentrate at work.
charles: dsb? what is that?
rupert: deadly s-m-n buildup. if i don’t have s-x soon with something i don’t know if i will make it much longer.
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