Dean Lewis Injury Scale
named after the world cl-ss prime athlete and gymnast cruelly felled in his prime by a tree surgeon.
now he can only survive in the sitting position pathetically tweaking instruments with his horibly deformed 4 and a half digited paw.
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he got £10,000 on the dean lewis injury scale at the old bailey
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