Dear John Email
a generic email from hr telling you that you have not received the job you applied for. it contains many of the same elements as a dear john letter. we like you very much, we appreciate that you like us as well, but their are other people that we more interested in seeing.
joel: have you heard about that job yet at the hospital?
kobar: i woke up and found a dear john email in my in-box. looks like i’ll be bagging groceries for the rest of my life.
joel: b-mmer
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