Death Blow
when performing oral s-x all while unknowingly having the disorder “human seminal plasma hypersensitivity”, your throat suddenly closes and you can no longer breath causing you to die. death blow.
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my girlfriend was giving me oral and then all of a sudden started suffocating and died, little did i know she would suffer a death blow. if only i had known she had the human seminal plasma hypersensitivity disorder.
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