death insurance


the correct—and politically incorrect—term for “life insurance”—a financial return that your loved ones probably or eagerly look forward to, thanks to your kind generosity.
death insurance is a low-risk, low-return investment, which may be apt for those with a low financial quotient (fq)—who have no time or guts to seek better investment returns other than parking their money with banks and insurance companies.

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