death sandwich

kfc double down sandwich. (aka the double death sandwich)

it consists of 2 fried chicken br–sts (used instead of a traditional bun), 2 slices of bacon, and a slice of cheese with some kind of sauce.

you can’t call it a heart attack on a bun because it doesn’t even have a bun. you could probably only find it in america.
american fat f-ck1:hey phil, you down to eat a sh-tload of death sandwiches from kfc?
american fat f-ck2:h-ll yeah randy, i’m not only down, i’m double down. and while we’re there, we’ll order some large sodas and see if they can fill the cups with gravy.
american fat f-ck1:oh sh-t, i forgot that we’re too fat to even walk up to the drive thru window.
american fat f-ck2:awwwww man, i only had 47 heart attacks this year.
american fat f-ck1: we better smoke some crack to drop some weight so we can actually fit inside of kfc.
1.a sandwich that is so unhealthy that it could kill you in 20 minutes with only one bite.

2. when a person is being attacked by two people,most likely juggalos.
1.
guy 1:man,i feel like sh-t.
guy 2:well,thats what happens when you combine 2 eggs with 1 pound of 3 different cheeses,bacon,and bread toasted in bacon grease.if it wernt for that cranberry juice,you’d be dead.
guy 1:yeah,youre probably right,but that was one delicious death sandwich

2.
guy 1:hey b-tch,f-ck off.
guy 2:yeah.you dont want none of this death sandwich.