death texting
is when some creepy perv tracks your phone and sends you creepy texts saying i am right behind you or saying that i am gonna kill you also they might text you (===];;;;;;;;;;;;;;;> that also means death in a really really r-t-rded way.
death texting
perv- am here to brutally rape you and give you aids while you die in a slow and painful death perv- ||||||||-) ~~~~~ the other guy- wow i never would of known you had such a small p-n-s perv- sorry typo
the other dude- ok so a perverted sl-t told me that he was going to rape me and give me aids and he says sorry? you kind of sick at being creepy…
perv- i watch you in your sleep
the other dude- oh you just gave it away your my pervy neighbor that jacks off by the window whenever you see someone walk by
perv-uuuuuuhhhhh, and then he stops texting.
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