Death Turd


1: a sh-t/t-rd so painful it kills you.
2:the last sh-t you will ever take before you die.
3: the dump someone takes on death row before they meet ‘ole-sparky’
4: when you die and then you sh-t yourself, being definatley the last sh-t you ever take!
5:when someone has been on the toilet so long and never come out, they must have sh-th their death t-rd.
6: a sh-t so horrible it is the harbinger of death!
7: barack obama
1: my dad… he… he sh-t his death t-rd!
2: as i sat by my dying father’s side, i held his hand, it was such a solemn moment… until he sh-t his death t-rd
3: times up maggot, its off to the chair with you, hurry up and sh-t your death t-rd.
4: i watched my dad die on the street, i wept until i caught the scent of his death t-rd.
5: theyve been in there an hour, i think they sh-t their death t-rd!
6:oh g-d, the world’s gonna end, i just sh-t a death t-rd.
7: i went to washington and met the nation’s death t-rd.

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