Deathpump
highly unsatisfactory s-xual intercourse with a physicaly rigid partner with little or no emotional connection usually limited to a total duration of 120 seconds.
#alldeathpumpvictims
highly unsatisfactory s-xual intercourse with a physicaly rigid partner with little or no emotional connection usually limited to a total duration of 120 seconds.
#alldeathpumpvictims
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