Decapitate the turtle
when you are turtle heading, or plain taking a dookie, and you “cut loose” the protruding m-ss of excrement by clenching your sphincter tight mid t-rd
“d-mnd that was a long cr-p, i had to decapitate the turtle before it touched the water”
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