Decatted
the act of getting a cat off your lap. this can be done in any number of ways, but the term usually refers to the use of a hearing aid turned up full volume as seen with earl pickles’ cat, m-ffin.
m-ffin: (thinking to herself) oh, earl’s lap, i’m going to jump up there and try to scratch him!
earl: stupid cat! hey clyde, get me my hearing aid!!!
clyde: (yelling) what in the world for? earl pickles, are you crazy?
earl: i’ll show you what i mean. (turns up the hearing aid loud so it’s squealing. m-ffin jumps off his lap scared)
clyde: (shocked) what on earth did you just do?
earl: that, my friend, is the art of being decatted!
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