December 22, 2012
this is the day after december 21, 2012 (supposedly the apocalypse). on this day, people will feel like an -sshole for believing the world will end the day before.
person 1: what day is it?
person 2: december 22, 2012…
person 1: what!?! so the world didn’t end?
person 2: no…we’re still alive.
person 1: great!! now i feel like an -sshole!!!
the day people will choose the next doomsday.
december 22, 2012 will go like this ———-
guy 1: oh sh-t, the world didnt end
guy 2: don’t you see what this means, it will end on november 29th, 2016!!!!
guy 1: omg you’re right yaaaa
guy 2: the end is coming
guy 3: forgive us god, what did we do to deserve this!!!!
me: g-d d-mnit not again
the day after the world doesnt end.
person 1: “dude, wasnt the world supposed to end yesterday?!”
person 2: “pshh no! its december 22, 2012. now what do you want for christmas?”
the day r-t-rds will commit suicide because they thought the world would end since an -ss named nostradamus said so over 3000 years ago. you have permission to go to walmart and scream i told you so into the faces of children.
mark: hey lloyd! did you know the world is going to end tomorrow?
lloyd: no, f-ck that sh-t, me and veronica are going to go to six flags.
mark: the end is near, lloyd! you’ll be sorry!
—-tomorrow—-
~somewhere in an underground bunker~
mark: t-they’re wrong.i-i’ll be the only one.
~somewhere at six flags~
lloyd: hey ronnie, the world didn’t end, wanna make out?
veronica: sure lloyd!
-they do so-
—- december 22, 2012 —-
lloyd: hey ronnie,
veronica: huh lloyd?
lloyd: wanna shout i told you so into the faces of children?
veronica: i’m up for it if you are!
~later~
mark baxter was never seen again.
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