deceptar
a deceptar is a person who uploads deceptive avatars of themselves onto social networking and dating sites (ie. twitter, facebook, linkedin, mysp-ce, eharmony, and so forth). usually deceptars upload flattering pictures to appeal to their networks; and to gain more friends, followers, connections, etc. the photos are in no way a true reflection of how that person looks like.
there are three kinds of deceptars:
1) those who only upload photos that are taken from a certain angle or complimenting lighting. they are also guilty of uploading photoshopped images.
2) those who hide the effects of time by uploading a photo taken 5+ years ago. the extreme deceptars upload photos taken 20+ years ago; this is more prevalent on dating sites.
3) those who strategically hide their faces by wearing big gl-sses, scarves or other accessories and props.
guy 1: yo, i met a girl from twitter because her profile picture was so hot. but she turned out to be a total monster.
guy 2: dude, she’s such a deceptar!!!!!!!
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