Deceptease


a person who knowingly uses deception to make you think you have got a chance of hooking up with him/her. they can be extremely aggravating and annoying.
chelsea is such a deceptease; she dropped huge hints on her wanting to give me head but it turns out she’s actually a total prude.

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