Deck Slept


occurs when you are so drunk that you end up p-ssing out ten toes up on the deck of ones house after a crazy party.
“dude, last night was wild. i got right deck slept!!!”

“man did you hear about darryl? he got deck slept after he made some couch chocolate with a girl he dirty sanchezed”

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