Decorative Towel
towels that the woman (or feminine man) of the house hangs up for decorative purposes (normally seasonal). you can not dry dishes with them, dry your hands with them, use them after a shower, or look at them too hard unless of course you want to get b-tched at.
woman: honey where did my decorative towel with the cute snowman go?
man: i used it to dry off the dog
woman: wtf!?! those towels are too nice for you to be useing them for anything useful!!!
man: b-tch don’t make me give you a third black eye you already have two!!!
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