decoy shoes
shoes you wear to a public bathroom when you expect to take a spectacular, noisy, or painful bowel movement, so that other bathroom users can’t identify you by your feet.
person a — i’ve got to leave work early today.
person b — why?
person a — i ate chipotle for lunch and i forgot to pack my decoy shoes.
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