decrapitizing
decr-pitizing…
getting rid of all those things that you’ve held on to, thinking they where important or you will fix it someday. but it’s just all cr-p that is cluttering your life, get rid of it… decr-pitizing…
since my son’s have grown and left the nest, i’ve been decr-pitizing my home and life.
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