Deduchional
used to describe a man who believes he is truly the most amazing creature on the planet. regardless of his advanced age, hair (or lack of if), weight, skin type, high-pitched, whiny voice and mr. roper clothing, he feels he’s ent-tled to the perfect companion. in all his douche glory, he is not afraid to profess this sense of ent-tlement at bars, during dinner parties, at the office or on his personal web site. can also be used to describe a woman who shares the same delusions of grandeur.
example 1:
“she’s hot. let’s go—you’re gonna be my wingmen.”
“dude, stop with the deduchional b.s. she wouldn’t talk to you if justin timberlake and zac efron were your wingmen.”
example 2:
sarah palin said she is quitting her job to do a better job for alaska. that is so deduchional.
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