Deemer

an idiot. someone who f-cks up all the time and never succeeds in life. deemer’s generally fail at life, over and over again, yet never realize it.
“hey man, i heard mackenzie got pregnant again, even after she took 9 weeks of that abstinence course.”
“what a deemer!”
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slang for 5-meo-dmt

a drug which is freebased in a manner similar to cocaine or crack, however which produces a 15-30 minute hallucinogenic experience which might be compared to having an entire 12 hour acid trip on lsd-25 crammed into those 30 minutes.

it is common in the parking lots of certain bands frequented by hippies.
i took such a huge hit of deemerz it was like i was on 100 nitrous balloons for the next 15 minutes d00d… all i could hear was bzz-bzz-bzz-bzz, it was great! but tell me – how many times did i puke on myself?
somebody who has a deep obsession with midget p-rn.
andy: i’ve not seen paul for a long time
ross: he’s locked himself in his room with a terabyte of midget p-rn.
andy: what a deemer
an individual with an often mysterious past. half of the time people -ssume it is because he has nothing going on. the other half of the time they believe he is some sort of superman because of everything he seems to have his hand in.

either he is a complete sham, or a completely unique individual.
guy a: “dude, how the f-ck did deemer win the awards for physical fitness, intelligence, and apt-tude?”
guy (but usually girl) b: “i don’t know man, he’s probably just a solid guy.”
guy a: “i think he’s cheating.”
guy/ girl b: -to themself- “at least he doesn’t need to compensate for something by being jealous.”
when something awful happens, which keeps you from having a s-xual encounter for your first time, repeatedly. can also be used to desribe s-xual encounters not involved with your first time, but in which you still get so close then something happens preventing it.
“she asked me if i wanted to get head or smoke the bowl first. i said the bowl, so we stepped outside, and the door accidently locked behind us. we spent the rest of the night trying to get in. i never got head…looks like i pulled a deemer”
exaggeration of the syllables in “dime”. synonym for dimebag. also said as “deem”.
“that mofacky scored a deemer of dro!”
“h-ll yes!”