the thick, frothy, brown batter of creamy goodness found when your d*ck reaches so deep during *n*l penetration it tantalizes the sigmoid flexure.
“bro i heard she let you do her dirty last night!”
“yeah man it was incredible! i packed so hard that i was h*tting the deep fudge.”
“she even licked it off after. so s*xy.”
a school that is more like a country club than a school. kids with big egos and bigger bank accounts. did you see that aston martin in the parking lot? that is definitely a portledge student.
- asian raisin
a redneck who is also annoying as sh*t. guy 1: d*mn! adin is sure an asian raisin! guy 2: yeah! he’s not even asian!
- ryan chapman
a chapped man like no other. aka chapdaddy wow he’s so chapped, thats how you know its ryan chapman
- beer coaster maths
it is *ssociated with basic/rough figures traditionally done on the back of a beer coaster at a pub while drinking. an example might be mates working out the cost of a fishing trip, so “fuel will be about $100, bait about $50, accom about $200 and good about $200”. so rough/approximate figures. according to my […]