a man with a freakishly large p*n*s that needs to be fed crickets in order to survive.
i know this dj who has such a deepd*nk that he even called himself dj deepd*nk
galdon is a big, monstrous, insect-like dinosaur boss featured in star fox adventures. “galdon was frozen… now he ain’t.” “he’s got the spellstone!” “holy sh*t! galdon just ate starfox!!!”
- coin sn*tchel
keeping change and other small items inside your v*g*n* for safe keeping. jen: do you have a quarter? kylie: oh yes i’ve got 98 dollars in change and a small dead robin in my coin sn*tchel !
a creative insult to call your pestering younger sibling. 10/10 would recommend ugh, what a snothead!
- trump pants
snug fitting women’s apparel that is so tight it literally grabs their p*ssy all day long. ron was so focused on kelly’s trump pants that he fell flat on his face at yoga cl*ss during his downward facing dog pose.