a defecal is a plumbing fixture used for collecting & then disposing of defecation (p**p). it is a portmanteau of the words, “defecate” and, “urinal”.
the defecal is a bit like a urinal — only the defecal is used solely for taking a plop. if you p*ss into a defecal, it will require maintanence — much as a urinal would if you drop a deuce into it.
hey james, this defecal is f*cked up; some true-blue total *sshaberdasher must have p*ssed into it! any idea where another one is cause i really have to leave a sh*t!
- texan thorn bush
a method of fingering, in which the man overlaps his fingers and shoves his entire hand inside the v*g*n*l region. girl: ow! guy: what’s wrong? girl: steve did something called the texan thorn bush last night, crazy stuff. guy: ew.
denying the truth despite unweildy odds. those guys are mattmurphying if they think they can climb that mountain without a rope.
a p*n*s with the power of six normal p*n*ses. a six shooter. having the capacity for rapid fire multiple *rg*sms. i sucked off my psychology professor in the handicapped stall in the uc davis men’s room and his big d*ck shot six loads. that hot f*cker has a hexap*n*s.
d*ck shaped pasta mum said, “do you want some cazzetti for dinner tonight?”