defecantor
–noun (verb: defecant)
1. one who conducts the liturgical portion of a service and sings or chants the prayers and parts of prayers designed to be performed as solos while voiding excrement from the bowels through the -n-s; one who has a bowel movement and sings during the process.
2. one who combines song, esp. cl-ssical or religious chants, with taking a dump.
1. the defecantor firmly released the mudpiles from his -n-s as he melodically recited the “loquetur dominus, introit for week xxxiv of ordinary time.”
2. “rabbi shlomo fine, a well respected hazzan, loves to recite ‘akdamut’ as he sprays the porcelain toilet bowls of his synagogue with party favors. he’s a true defecantor!”
3. “dude, my roommate’s such a f-cking defecantor! every time he takes a sh-t, i can hear him singing psalm 119!!! as soon as he starts i know the bathroom will be tied up for at least an hour. f-cking -sshole.”
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