Defender


the land rover defender is most kick -ss 4×4 ever created by man. my stock land rover d90 is the biggest -ss piece of gas guzzelin’, jeep humpin’, road rulin’, extention of manhood you have ever seen. all other 4x4s are booty.
my defender rocks. i wish i had two of them.
the best arcade game ever. fiendishly hard game where you had to destroy evil aliens before they killed all the humans on the planet below. used a awful b-tton scheme with 5 b-ttons and a joystick, but still quite fun.
defender kicks -ss!

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