defensive cricket


a relationship tactic, involving nailing as many people as possible when one’s partner is overseas. designed to ensure that maximum downside on partners return is the relationship itself, not also a feeling of having wasted some of ones life.
“what did you get up to friday?” “defensive cricket”
a justification for doing a fat bird.
“dude that bird was fat” “defensive cricket motherf-cker!!!”

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