Defensive Pledging
taking necessary precautions and doing as much as you can not to anger actives and avoid getting f-cked in the -ss by them and get hazed while pledging a fraternity.
pledge #1: sh-t, i didn’t get all the tasks done for this week.
pledge #2: haha, you’re f-cked. be smart and follow defensive pledging. i got my sh-t done a while ago, so now i can laugh at you while you eat dirt doing pushups tonight.
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