Dehydrated Retardation


the latent condition lurking within motorists that bounds to the fore any time even two drops of rain fall. drivers suffer a spontaneous loss of understanding regarding friction, momentum, and inertia.
in my rearview mirror i see a car sliding toward me with its bakes locked, the driver of which is clearly suffering from dehydrated r-t-rdation. boom.

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