deiophylia
deiophylia is an extreme longing to f-ck a g-d or deity. some people have an unhealthy, and maybe even an unholy fixation on celestial dictators. this condition can manifest in several forms; masturbating with crucifixes, ankhs, and various other idols are just one prime example of deiophylia.
that girl with the rotating head covered in vomit may be suffering from deiophylia.
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