Deja crap
an explicative used when you discover that your latest unique and brilliant thought has been posted on the internet, discussed, criticized and probably dismissed already.
tom: “what do you call a pig with laryngitis?”
d-ck: “i don’t know, let me look it up on google.”
tom: “wait! …”
d-ck: “here it is. the pig is disgruntled.”
tom: “deja cr-p! i came up with that on my own just now!”
d-ck: “uuuhuh …”
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