Del-Tech


short for delaware tech. a delaware community college for idiots and f-ck-ups. education is unimportant there, both to faculty and students. it’s a thinly disguised business (prices for even small items in the bookstore and cafeteria are outrageous) that’s only goal is to send students through the system and collect tuition, offering as little in the way of services and financial aid they can along the way.

the average del-tech student has little to no interest in learning. they only stick around so they won’t violate their parole. cheating is prevalent, and the library computers are used for nothing but mysp-ce. the students’ interest in learning is equal to the instructors’ interest in teaching. they care just enough to create the illusion of an education by piling on busy work. ultimately, memorization wins over understanding every time.
“i never bothered learning the subject i’m teaching because my students either won’t pay attention or won’t understand.”

“where do you teach?”

“del-tech.”

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