Delaila
a beautiful, irresistible, unpredictable, smart, fun, and spontaneous woman.
loving, honest, confident, creative, unique, artistic, and patient.
a strong independent woman.
engages in athletic sports and is very down to earth.
every man’s dream girl.
tim: you know you have a really beautiful girlfriend.
michael: yeah, she’s amazing.
tim: it’s ironic how her name is delaila and she has all of the qualities.
michael; she’s perfect!!
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