Delarant
a word used in place of a long, drawn-out and tired rant.
instead of complaining to my spouse for half an hour about my day, i say the word “delarant” and she/he instantly knows that i am angry about circ-mstances beyond my control, without burdening her/him with the details or wasting either of our time on a futile discussion.
the origins of the word comes from a literal combination and subsequent shortening of the phrase “delete a rant”. the word is intended to be used to save time by eliminating unnecessary rants. think of it like a tool to help you condense the meaning or outcome value of any escalating rant into a single, powerful word.
scenario 1:
louis argman: you wouldn’t believe the day i’ve just had. first, i fight through traffic to get to work. next, my boss comes in and…
wes timerman: delarant.
louis argman: delarant?
wes timerman: say no more, i get it.
scenario 2:
louis argman: honey, i’m having one of those days again. delarant. i love you, what should we do with these extra moments?
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