Delaware North Company
overpowering company that is extremely controlling, power thirsty, and treats its’ employees like sh-t. rewards employees with a single ice cream cone after setting a new high park wide sales record. finds it necessary to put up p-ssive-aggressive signs to let you know the rules. runs many stores and resorts in national parks, including yellowstone and niagara falls, baseball stadiums, and other community locations.
sign in bathroom: please, wipe counter after use, so that the next person has a fresh start.
“who do you work for?”
“delaware north company”
“oh, that blows man. i’m sorry.”
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