Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome
delayed morning wood syndrome (dmws) is an erection of the male genitalia that would normally occur after one wakes up, but is heavily delayed and occurs at a later time in the morning. 3 in 5 men are affected by this syndrome on a day to day basis. this generally gives the male extreme discomfort, as they try to hide it from others.
(sitting on the bus, looking down) sh-t, i got delayed morning wood syndrome!
(walking down street, looks down) d-mn it! dmws again!
friend 1: come on! erected in the morning?
you: sorry, it’s dmws.
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