Delbert Award


an award given to a business when service is so below standard it can only be described as monumental grab-ssery, incompetence, and inept-tude.
the fedex driver, local terminal, and customer service’s combined incompetence, lack of communication, and apathy earned them the delbert award this week. i watched in horror as the tracking info on the website showed me that for 2 days in a row my package, a shipment of sensitive equipment was bouncing around inside a fedex van because the driver couldn’t be bothered to make the delivery.

he was so disgusted with his cell phone service provider’s cr-ppy service, he nominated them for the delbert award on mysp-ce.

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