Delete the cookies
the act of masterbating.
i’m gonna go home and delete the cookies before the wife & kids get home.
you don’t delete the cookies before going out on a date???
can deleting cookies cause blindness?
during my physical, my doctor asked how much i drank, and how many times a day i deleted the cookies.
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